But that's not why we're here today. No, we're here to go back to the third grade and start name-calling. Unlike third graders, however, there will be a reason behind every name listed here. So, without further delay, these are five alternate names for the Biden Administration.
1. The "We're Gonna Take That" Administration
They want to take your guns. They want to take your bodily autonomy. They want to take your right to speak freely. They want to take your house. They want to take your money. They want to take your safety. They want to take your right to a fair trial. And, perhaps most disturbingly, they want to take your kids. Why the heck are Joe Biden and Democrats as a whole so obsessed with taking the things you've earned with your own blood, sweat, and tears?
And on the note of taking your guns, don't let them do it. Why? Because there's a disturbing history of governments killing their own citizens after disarming them. Don't believe it. Just open a history book. If you think an openly evil administration will act any differently, think again. Your guns are something you'd better not just willingly hand over.
2. The Administration Of Retardation
Is there one thing that this man hasn't screwed up since becoming El Presidente. Screwed up the border. Screwed up Afghanistan. Screwed up the supply chain. Screwed up the handling of CV. What's worse is he knows what he's doing is retarded, but he keeps on doing it. Regardless of what you think of the man, most of these things weren't problems under Trump. Not saying we need four more years of Trump, but the facts are what they are.
3. The "It's Their Fault" Administration
It's OPEC fault your gas bills are so high. It's Afghanistan's fault that the Taliban took over their country. It's the fault of the unvaccinated that CV is still around and that there's a supply chain crisis. It's Republicans fault that Voting Rights can't pass. It's not because of the policies that Biden put in place himself. It's not because he's a trash president who doesn't inspire confidence in the people. What a bum.
4. The Demon Administration
Ever since Biden got in office, it seems like the worst people in society are benefitting more than the common, hardworking, everyday person. Criminals go unpunished. Pedophiles are openly pushing to get their sick sexual desires legalized...and yes, they are coming to rape YOUR children. Retards are insisting that MEN can get pregnant. Confusion and destruction are all encouraged by Biden while law and order mean nothing. If you're an evil person, now is your time to shine.
5. The "You Can't" Administration
You ever notice how much stuff you can't do or be since Biden has been in office? You can't do your own research. You can't be unvaccinated. You can't search for alternative treatments to CV. You can't be a Republican. You can't be a straight, white male. You can't complain about your kids learning CRT. You can't complain if you're a biological female and don't want to compete against trans-women in sports. You can't find anything you want at the grocery store. You can't be supportive of the police. You can't own a gun. You can't defend yourself if you're being robbed or raped. You can't complain about the open border. And all that is just off the top of this writer's head. Doesn't it make you wonder what you CAN do or be? When was the last time we've had such a restrictive president?
There are more things this writer can call the Biden Administration, but the point has been made. Nothing good seems to be coming from them. Threats, fear, poverty, starvation, and endless restrictions are the only thing on the horizon. Wake up, America, and give nothing to them. They certainly aren't giving us anything.
Until next time...
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