The Pride Pledge Of Allegiance

At this point, it's clear that the people of Pride want to take over America and the Western world as a whole.  And while they will ultimately fail to do so because the ideology doesn't make sense, you can't really predict the future.  So, in the instance the people of Pride DO actually win, this writer has taken the honor of writing a pledge of allegiance for them.

First, we have to go over the conditions to when saying it.  Take one hand and put it over your crotch, because, unlike most pledges, which are spoken from the heart, this one is spoken from your sexual identity.  Then, with the other hand, insert a butt plug or whatever tool of debauchery you may have into your anus.  You are now ready to pledge allegiance to the Pride flag.

And now, the pledge:

I pledge allegiance

To the flag

Of the United Sissies With Pronouns

And to the dictatorship

For which I bend over

One penis

In the butt

Indivisible

With gender confusion

And child rape for all

Congratulations.  You are now a full-fledged member of the Pride movement.  Enjoy your time in Hell.  You won't see this writer there.

Until next time...