So-Called Straight People

On one hand, you have straight people.  On the other hand, you have gay people.  On yet another hand, you have straight people who say gay stuff as an insult.  There's nothing more confusing than when a "straight person" says the gayest crap in the history of the world.

For example, there's a popular insult where someone bellows, "kiss my ass!"  Where did this come from and how is it an insult is beyond this writer's comprehension.  But it sounds powerful and is funny, so the "logic" can be overlooked.

There is another insult, however, that simply defies logic.  That's when a man tells another man to suck his "sex organ".  This writer only has one question.  Why, just why would a supposedly straight man get mad another man and tell him to suck his "sex organ"?  Just how mad do you have to be where you're telling other men to perform oral sex on you?  How do you, as a straight man, reach into the deep recesses of your mind and pull out that gayest thing you can say and believe it's a valid insult?  This is where thinking before you speak could be useful.  Play out the scenario in your mind a say to yourself, "this doesn't exactly sound straight," before you belch out something like this.  For the record, this writer has never told another man to suck his "thing" in anger.

As disturbing as it is for a "straight man" to tell a man to suck his "sex organ", it's even more disturbing when a woman says it.  This writer has actually heard members of the "fairer sex" get mad at someone and tell them to suck their "male sex organ".  Yep.  WOMEN are now telling people to suck their "MALE sex organ".  WTF, women?  But then again, with the transgender movement catching fire, a few women may actually have a "male sex organ" to suck.  As a straight male it's scary to hear women (you know, those gentle creatures who can do no wrong) speak like this because some of them may really be men in disguise.

What's the point?  This writer simply wants to know when it because okay for straight people to talk like that to each other.  It's disgusting, cringy, and just plain doesn't make sense for straight people to be talking like that.  Maybe this is what happens when you kick father's out of the house or put him in a position of weakness, because a strong father would tell his kids to stop talking like that.  That's an issue for another time though, so this writer will keep things short and end it here.

Until next time...