Homemade Bullstuff: Bad Slogans

Everyday, we go places and use product that we see.  A good slogan can make all the difference between getting loyal consumers and people not going into your establishment or using your products.  Here go some slogans (fake of course) that could have ruined some brands.

1.  La Croix

La Croix. The crisp, cool taste of garbage water.

2.  Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Reese's.  Serving heart attacks one cup at a time.

3.  Schwinn

Schwinn.  Making shitty products since 1895.

4.  RC Cola

RC Cola.  Couldn't afford Pepsi, huh?

5.  Coca Cola

Cola Coca.  Stop complaining, it's supposed to taste flat.

6.  Little Debbie's Nutty Buddies

Nutty Buddies.  When you gotta have the taste of nuts in your mouth.

7.  Glaceau Smart Water

Smart Water.  You can't be that smart if you're buying water.

8.  McDonald's

McDonald's.  Huh?  What?  I'm lovin' this?

9.  Prairie Farms Fruit Punch Drink

Prairie Farms.  So good, you can't taste it.

10.  Little Caesar's Pizza

Little Caesar's.  Made for dogs.  Consumed by humans.

Well, there goes some homemade BS.  Hope you had as much fun reading it as the writer did making it.

Until next time...