Since childhood, this writer has been told by various sources that are delicate flowers and that you shouldn't judge them. They don't lie, so you you should always believe them when they speak. They will stand beside you and ease your pain. They are innocent, clean, fragile creatures that must be protected at all costs. They are the superior gender and men really are incompetent. If you've read the title of this blog, then you know how this goes. It's time to break out the shovels and dig into this pile.
If you sit down and listen as a random group of women walk past, you'll hear them say the must disgusting things. They talk about whose lower extremites they sucked, whose ass they're going to kick, whose man they're going to steal, among other colorful things. It's not just adult women, either. Little first graders are saying this stuff, as well.
On top of talking like sailors, they fight like them, too. I'm not just talking about slapping, kicking and hair-pulling. I'm mean UFC-caliber fights, minus the referee and steel cage. You don't have to look hard to find these fights, either. A quick trip to You Tube or World Star Hip Hop will yield plenty of results.
They don't just fight women, either. They will attack men, usually for no good reason. Just ask Rayon McIntosh, who was working at a McDonald's when he was attacked by two women. They were coming behind the counter, out for his blood, and he had to defend himself with a metal bar. They were treated like victims while he was made out to be the bad guy. What was he supposed to do, take a beating and possibly die?
Another example involves a shocking You Tube video where a woman got mad at her son's father and took it out on the son. First, she throws him to the ground. Then, she kicks him in the stomach as hard as she can, injuring him so badly he couldn't move. Finally, she drags him outside, throws him into the snow like she's tossing a sack of garbage and walks off, leaving him hurting. Nothing like a mother's gentle touch, huh?
Most women this writer has come into contact with aren't even clean. This writer been roommates in mixed houses four times. Each time a woman ran the house. Three off those four times, the conditions were on the verge of deplorable. This writer won't talk about everything here. He will say that the houses were generally dirty and usually infested by pests such as mice and roaches.
This disgusting nature extends to work as well. In a past lifetime, this writer was a janitor. He had to clean both men's and women's bathrooms. Hands down, the women's bathrooms were more disgusting. The men's rooms just had a few stay drops of piss here and there.
The women's bathrooms had that and more. The writer isn't sure how women can miss the toilet, but they found a way. Toilet paper was strewn everywhere. Toilets were clogged because some moron decided to try to flush hand towels. Empty bottles of booze could be found in the tampon traps. The floors were littered with paper towels, baking flour, and vomit. However, nothing was as bad as the smell of period blood, which the women's room often smelled like(This writer still has nightmares about that smell). WTF, women? It's almost like Ryan (Lyin') Lochte changed genders.
Much like the Men Are Worthless post, this post is not meant to be an attack on women. This post is only meant to shatter the illusion that women are these flawless creatures who can do no wrong. They are human beings just like men and should be looked at, flaws and all, just like men.
Until next time...
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